Somewhat Stupid Sportscasters

Created December 17, 2022

Name Year Height Weight
1
Anderson Jr., Will
EDGE Crimson Tide Junior 6'4" 243lbs SEC
2
Carter, Jalen
IDL Bulldogs Junior 6'3" 310lbs SEC
7
Young, Bryce
QB Crimson Tide Junior 6' 194lbs SEC
4
Murphy, Myles
EDGE Tigers Junior 6'5" 275lbs ACC
13
Porter Jr., Joey
CB Nittany Lions Junior 6'2" 192lbs Big Ten
17
Smith, Cam
CB Gamecocks Junior 6' 188lbs SEC
9
Bresee, Bryan
IDL Tigers Sophomore 6'5" 300lbs ACC
14
Johnson Jr., Paris
OT Buckeyes Junior 6'6" 315lbs Big Ten
8
Stroud, C.J.
QB Buckeyes Sophomore 6'3" 218lbs Big Ten
22
Ringo, Kelee
CB Bulldogs Sophomore 6'2" 205lbs SEC
18
Skoronski, Peter
OT Wildcats Junior 6'4" 294lbs Big Ten
15
Addison, Jordan
WR Trojans Junior 6' 175lbs Pac-12
6
Gonzalez, Christian
CB Ducks Sophomore 6'2" 200lbs Pac-12
45
Anudike-Uzomah, Felix
EDGE Wildcats Junior 6'3" 252lbs Big 12
5
Wilson, Tyree
EDGE Red Raiders Senior 6'6" 275lbs Big 12
3
Robinson, Bijan
RB Longhorns Junior 6' 220lbs Big 12
11
Johnston, Quentin
WR Horned Frogs Junior 6'4" 212lbs Big 12
10
Mayer, Michael
TE Fighting Irish Junior 6'4" 251lbs IA Independents
67
Sewell, Noah
LB Ducks Sophomore 6'3" 250lbs Pac-12
49
Flowers, Zay
WR Eagles Senior 5'10" 172lbs ACC
54
Ojulari, BJ
EDGE Tigers Junior 6'3" 244lbs SEC
26
Rice, Rashee
WR Mustangs Senior 6'3" 206lbs American Athletic
23
Smith-Njigba, Jaxon
WR Buckeyes Junior 6' 198lbs Big Ten
29
Simpson, Trenton
LB Tigers Junior 6'3" 230lbs ACC
12
Jones, Broderick
OT Bulldogs Sophomore 6'4" 315lbs SEC
31
Smith, Nolan
EDGE Bulldogs Senior 6'3" 235lbs SEC
41
Sanders, Drew
LB Razorbacks Junior 6'5" 232lbs SEC
28
Phillips III, Clark
CB Utes Junior 5'10" 185lbs Pac-12
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Verse, Jared
EDGE Seminoles Sophomore 6'4" 250lbs ACC
110
Hooker, Hendon
QB Volunteers Senior 6'4" 218lbs SEC
78
Skinner, JL
SAF Broncos Senior 6'4" 218lbs Mountain West
16
Branch, Brian
SAF Crimson Tide Junior 6' 193lbs SEC
43
Downs, Josh
WR Tar Heels Junior 5'10" 171lbs ACC
25
Washington, Darnell
TE Bulldogs Junior 6'7" 265lbs SEC
56
Torrence, O'Cyrus
IOL Gators Junior 6'5" 347lbs SEC
75
Hutchinson, Xavier
WR Cyclones Senior 6'3" 210lbs Big 12
88
Ika, Siaki
IDL Bears Junior 6'4" 358lbs Big 12
47
Van Ness, Lukas
EDGE Hawkeyes Sophomore 6'5" 264lbs Big Ten
37
Harrison, Anton
OT Sooners Sophomore 6'5" 309lbs Big 12
38
Hyatt, Jalin
WR Volunteers Junior 6' 175lbs SEC
44
Johnson, Antonio
SAF Aggies Junior 6'3" 195lbs SEC
34
Richardson, Anthony
QB Gators Sophomore 6'4" 232lbs SEC
24
Hall, Derick
EDGE Tigers Senior 6'3" 251lbs SEC
19
Gibbs, Jahmyr
RB Crimson Tide Junior 5'11" 200lbs SEC
40
Smith, Christopher
SAF Bulldogs Senior 5'11" 190lbs SEC
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Corum, Blake
RB Wolverines Junior 5'8" 200lbs Big Ten
39
To'o To'o, Henry
LB Crimson Tide Senior 6'2" 228lbs SEC
33
Tuipulotu, Tuli
EDGE Trojans Junior 6'4" 290lbs Pac-12
21
Foskey, Isaiah
EDGE Fighting Irish Senior 6'5" 260lbs IA Independents
152
Freeland, Blake
OT Cougars Senior 6'8" 305lbs IA Independents
35
Turner, DJ
CB Wolverines Senior 6' 181lbs Big Ten
59
Duncan, Jaelyn
OT Terrapins Senior 6'6" 315lbs Big Ten
46
Battle, Jordan
SAF Crimson Tide Senior 6'1" 206lbs SEC
126
Tucker, Sean
RB Orange Sophomore 5'10" 210lbs ACC
72
Dexter Sr., Gervon
IDL Gators Sophomore 6'5" 318lbs SEC
32
Jones, Dawand
OT Buckeyes Senior 6'8" 360lbs Big Ten
27
Witherspoon, Devon
CB Fighting Illini Junior 6' 180lbs Big Ten
36
Schmitz, John Michael
IOL Golden Gophers Senior 6'4" 320lbs Big Ten
20
Levis, Will
QB Wildcats Senior 6'3" 232lbs SEC
58
Forbes, Emmanuel
CB Bulldogs Junior 6' 180lbs SEC
51
Hodges-Tomlinson, Tre'Vius
CB Horned Frogs Senior 5'9" 177lbs Big 12
--
Davis, Tyler
IDL Tigers Senior 6'2" 300lbs ACC
70
Smith, Mazi
IDL Wolverines Senior 6'3" 326lbs Big Ten
69
Harrison, Zach
EDGE Buckeyes Senior 6'6" 272lbs Big Ten
64
White, Keion
EDGE Yellow Jackets Senior 6'4" 267lbs ACC
50
Kelly, Kyu Blu
CB Cardinal Senior 6'1" 190lbs Pac-12
61
Williams, Garrett
CB Orange Sophomore 6' 190lbs ACC
42
Kincaid, Dalton
TE Utes Senior 6'4" 242lbs Pac-12
93
Joseph, Brandon
SAF Fighting Irish Senior 6'1" 192lbs IA Independents
82
Bergeron, Matthew
OT Orange Senior 6'5" 322lbs ACC
89
LaPorta, Sam
TE Hawkeyes Senior 6'4" 249lbs Big Ten
55
Tillman, Cedric
WR Volunteers Senior 6'3" 215lbs SEC
63
Mauch, Cody
OG Bison Senior 6'6" 301lbs Missouri Valley
137
Kancey, Calijah
IDL Panthers Junior 6' 275lbs ACC
30
Vorhees, Andrew
IOL Trojans Senior 6'6" 320lbs Pac-12
60
Young, Byron
EDGE Volunteers Senior 6'3" 243lbs SEC
79
McIntosh, Kenny
RB Bulldogs Senior 6'1" 210lbs SEC
128
Carter II, Andre
EDGE Black Knights Junior 6'7" 260lbs IA Independents
65
Charbonnet, Zach
RB Bruins Senior 6'1" 220lbs Pac-12
112
Abanikanda, Israel
RB Panthers Junior 5'11" 215lbs ACC
84
Adebawore, Adetomiwa
EDGE Wildcats Senior 6'2" 265lbs Big Ten
99
Clark, Kei'Trel
CB Cardinals Junior 5'10" 180lbs ACC
--
Pritchett, Nehemiah
CB Tigers Senior 6'1" 182lbs SEC
--
Van Pran, Sedrick
IOL Bulldogs Sophomore 6'4" 310lbs SEC
57
Wright, Darnell
OT Volunteers Senior 6'6" 335lbs SEC
53
Kraft, Tucker
TE Jackrabbits Junior 6'5" 255lbs Missouri Valley
103
Mims, Marvin
WR Sooners Junior 5'11" 177lbs Big 12
104
Overshown, DeMarvion
LB Longhorns Senior 6'4" 224lbs Big 12
74
Wooden, Colby
EDGE Tigers Junior 6'5" 284lbs SEC
83
Bigsby, Tank
RB Tigers Junior 6' 208lbs SEC
--
Tupuola-Fetui, Zion
EDGE Huskies Junior 6'4" 241lbs Pac-12
277
Whyle, Josh
TE Bearcats Senior 6'6" 245lbs American Athletic
68
Henry, K.J.
EDGE Tigers Senior 6'4" 260lbs ACC
292
Thompson-Robinson, Dorian
QB Bruins Senior 6'1" 205lbs Pac-12
181
Cox Jr., Brenton
EDGE Gators Junior 6'3" 252lbs SEC
86
Bainivalu, Henry
IOL Huskies Senior 6'6" 340lbs Pac-12
--
Dorlus, Brandon
IDL Ducks Junior 6'3" 285lbs Pac-12
87
Brown, Chase
RB Fighting Illini Junior 5'11" 200lbs Big Ten
147
Reed, Jayden
WR Spartans Senior 6' 185lbs Big Ten
386
Billingsley, Jahleel
TE Longhorns Senior 6'4" 219lbs Big 12
77
Henley, Daiyan
LB Cougars Senior 6'2" 232lbs Pac-12
80
Hall, Jaren
QB Cougars Junior 6'1" 205lbs IA Independents
81
Wypler, Luke
IOL Buckeyes Junior 6'3" 300lbs Big Ten
114
Steen, Tyler
OT Crimson Tide Senior 6'5" 315lbs SEC
142
Beal Jr., Robert
EDGE Bulldogs Senior 6'4" 255lbs SEC
286
Stromberg, Ricky
IOL Razorbacks Senior 6'4" 318lbs SEC
102
Pickens, Zacch
IDL Gamecocks Senior 6'4" 305lbs SEC
132
Evans, Zach
RB Rebels Junior 6' 215lbs SEC
95
Campbell, Jack
LB Hawkeyes Senior 6'5" 243lbs Big Ten
--
Beebe, Cooper
IOL Wildcats Junior 6'3" 320lbs Big 12
76
Musgrave, Luke
TE Beavers Senior 6'6" 250lbs Pac-12
73
Brents, Julius
CB Wildcats Senior 6'4" 204lbs Big 12
94
Ekiyor Jr., Emil
IOL Crimson Tide Senior 6'3" 307lbs SEC
308
Demus Jr., Dontay
WR Terrapins Senior 6'3" 217lbs Big Ten
202
Patterson, Jarrett
IOL Fighting Irish Senior 6'4" 307lbs IA Independents
105
McDonald IV, Will
EDGE Cyclones Senior 6'4" 245lbs Big 12
232
Pace Jr., Ivan
LB Bearcats Senior 6' 239lbs American Athletic
66
Horton, Dylan
EDGE Horned Frogs Senior 6'4" 250lbs Big 12
150
Green, Gemon
CB Wolverines Senior 6'2" 181lbs Big Ten
129
Thomas, Xavier
EDGE Tigers Graduate 6'2" 265lbs ACC
124
Warren, Carter
OT Panthers Senior 6'5" 320lbs ACC
253
Franklin, Zakhari
WR Roadrunners Senior 6'1" 185lbs Conference USA
98
Morris, Mike
EDGE Wolverines Senior 6'6" 278lbs Big Ten
108
Stevenson, Tyrique
CB Hurricanes Junior 6' 214lbs ACC
193
Gaye, Ali
EDGE Tigers Senior 6'6" 250lbs SEC
223
Nelson, Zion
OT Hurricanes Junior 6'5" 316lbs ACC
--
Foster, Javon
OT Tigers Senior 6'5" 320lbs SEC
178
Winters, Dee
LB Horned Frogs Senior 6'1" 230lbs Big 12
--
Raym, Andrew
IOL Sooners Junior 6'4" 315lbs Big 12
215
Ojomo, Moro
IDL Longhorns Senior 6'3" 281lbs Big 12
387
Cunningham, Malik
QB Cardinals Senior 6'1" 190lbs ACC
163
Latu, Cameron
TE Crimson Tide Senior 6'5" 244lbs SEC
97
Robinson, Jammie
SAF Seminoles Junior 5'11" 199lbs ACC
--
Kuithe, Brant
TE Utes Senior 6'2" 230lbs Pac-12
85
Hampton, Nick
EDGE Mountaineers Junior 6'3" 210lbs Sun Belt
168
Jones, Mikel
LB Orange Junior 6'1" 220lbs ACC
149
Johnson, Quindell
SAF Tigers Junior 6'1" 194lbs American Athletic
290
McGuire, Isaiah
EDGE Tigers Senior 6'4" 272lbs SEC
100
Dell, Nathaniel
WR Cougars Junior 5'10" 155lbs American Athletic
335
Perry, A.T.
WR Demon Deacons Junior 6'5" 212lbs ACC
172
Mathis, Ochaun
EDGE Cornhuskers Senior 6'5" 257lbs Big Ten
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Greene, Donavon
WR Demon Deacons Sophomore 6'2" 210lbs ACC
140
Avila, Steve
IOL Horned Frogs Senior 6'4" 334lbs Big 12
146
Achane, Devon
RB Aggies Junior 5'9" 185lbs SEC
91
Bell, Ronnie
WR Wolverines Senior 6' 192lbs Big Ten
235
Vaughn, Deuce
RB Wildcats Junior 5'6" 172lbs Big 12
111
Wicks, Dontayvion
WR Cavaliers Junior 6'1" 206lbs ACC
--
Baron, Tyler
EDGE Volunteers Junior 6'5" 260lbs SEC
127
Strange, Brenton
TE Nittany Lions Junior 6'3" 250lbs Big Ten
201
Ibrahim, Mohamed
RB Golden Gophers Senior 5'10" 210lbs Big Ten